11.23am – I’ve just joined twitter for the first time. To say I’m mildly baffled is something of an understatement. What in the world? The feed changes faster than my mind when I try to refuse myself chocolate. On the plus side, now you can follow me @slogadoodledoo, because I am there to be followed.
11.29am – I’m pure weak, I’ve already got three followers, and I’ve done nothing!
11.36am – There’s a playlist on Spotify called ‘Easy 60s’. Completely recommend. I was a twenty-something in the wrong era.
11.47am – Is there a worse feeling than the one when you’re blowing your nose and your ear decides to blast off from the side of your head? Genuinely felt the need to check was it still there. Flu banter.